No Congestion

SOME HALF-FULL

Machines half-empty some half-full

Bubblegum bouncing on the floor

Some girls blow it into landfill

And others stick it up the door

A bubble blowing bovver girl

Machines half-empty some half-full

Chew chewing spearmint gum don’t twirl

La Automaton – shoot to cull

Jell-o shots and Sherry trifle

Pray let me make a suggestion  

Machines half-empty some half-full

Manchester has no congestion

A sticky artery or two

Some road works not on schedule  

And dodgy traffic lights on blue

Machines half-empty some half-full

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Here's a link to a post I originally wrote in 2007 and re-posted two years ago - It's called Congestion What?