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Saturday, January 30, 2021

Vile viral virus

 

PHARMASAURUS

There's a new dinosaur in the room

during this vile viral virus

exceptions to the rules apply


Don't throw away the instructions

read the small print

read the very small print twice


Take one tablet a day

for the rest of your life


Two pills twice a day

at breakfast and supper


Don't drink anything fermented

weekdays or weekends


Have you had your flu jab yet

when do you get your vaccination


Are you able to come to the pharmacy

and queue outside in the rain


Don't worry we can send your meds

through the post once you've got the app


Send us your script and your bank details

and authorise us to debit your account


Sit back and enjoy the lockdown it's illegal

to leave your house without good reason


Exceptions to ze rulz apply during

this vile viral virus

There's a new dinosaur in the room

Pharmasaurus

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