THE AMERICAN CEO
(From the TV show Undercover Boss)
Employee: Wow! That's amazing,
I'd never have guessed that you were the boss.
Boss: I just wanna tell you that I'm really pleased
with your work and I wanna give you a raise and a
company car, in addition to that I wanna buy you a
house and give you fifty thousand dollars to send
your kids to college.
Employee: But, I don't have any kids!
Boss: Okay, okay, I'll give you another fifty thousand
bucks to buy some.